Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Dear Anonymous,
You were cleary right and I do apologize. Dick Enrico is infact a sexy fox that does not use Soul-Glo and looks fabulous on the TV screen (example below). So now would you please tell us why the 2nd Wind slogan does not make sense?
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Just found this: http://blogs.salon.com/0001893/2006/04/20.html
"Dick Enrico - Like French fries, Dick Enrico is ubiquitous and greasy. And despite being the owner of Second Wind exercise equipment, he never seems to lose weight. Instead he appears to use his vast wealth to buy and consume entire six-year old children and slowly digest them over a period of weeks. Looking like a slightly flabbier, sweatier, older Ron Jeremy, he is the only person to look better when made into a bobblehead. Which was the entire subject of a recent TV spot; selling bobbleheads of him. He has given up on trying to run a business and seems to think he is a local cult hero. Dick, we're not laughing at your ads, we're laughing at you. Entire bathrooms have been taken over by his ads, prominently featuring his face. So now whenever a Minnesotan smells urine or is grabbing their junk, they think of Dick."
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