It's a sad day for the world. There is a website called Dogster & Catster which is basically a MySpace for your animals.
Aimee set-up an acount for Zoey & Libby.
-MikeyB
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Burnin' for a Urine
The poor little Zoey monster has a bladder infection which caused her to piss on the floor a couple times yesterday right in front of me. Other than that she has been doing very well on the house training. She sits at the door when ever she needs to pee or leave a tootsie roll in the yard. She is also walking really well on the leash now without attacking it and loves to bite her Spongebob plush toy when she gets a chance.-MikeyB
Monday, August 28, 2006
Spotted Cow Spotted in St.Paul
I have unconfirmed reports that someone has located Spotted Cow at Leo Hoye's on Payne Avenue in St. Paul.Leo F Hoye Liquors Inc
1234 Payne Ave St Paul, MN
-MikeyB
Busy Bee
Dang this fall has been busy and will continue to be busy. Next week we head up north to Moore Springs Resort in Akeley, MN for a little Labor Day family camping adventure. I'm a little sad we can't bring Zoey but she will be staying with crazy Uncle James and Vahn for the weekend.
Then the weekend after that, Sept. 9-10th, I'm off to Green Bay to fish the great blue waters of medical needles and waste of lake Michigan for the elusive stealhead trout. Lets pray for calm seas or the perch will see what I had for lunch.
Sept. 16th Lisa, Aimee's friend from work, is getting married and Aimee is the wedding plus I'm on call that weekend which will make it twice the fun. Hopefully Best Buy will pony up the $$Bucks$$ for our new on call Blackberry or iPaq by then.
Sept. 23rd we head out to Shakopee for the Renaissance Festival. It's all fun and games until some annoying Ren Fest employee pisses me off and I have to go Ultimate Warrior on them and bodyslam them.
Then finally 2 weekends off!! YAYAYAYA!!
-MikeyB
Then the weekend after that, Sept. 9-10th, I'm off to Green Bay to fish the great blue waters of medical needles and waste of lake Michigan for the elusive stealhead trout. Lets pray for calm seas or the perch will see what I had for lunch.
Sept. 16th Lisa, Aimee's friend from work, is getting married and Aimee is the wedding plus I'm on call that weekend which will make it twice the fun. Hopefully Best Buy will pony up the $$Bucks$$ for our new on call Blackberry or iPaq by then.
Sept. 23rd we head out to Shakopee for the Renaissance Festival. It's all fun and games until some annoying Ren Fest employee pisses me off and I have to go Ultimate Warrior on them and bodyslam them.
Then finally 2 weekends off!! YAYAYAYA!!
-MikeyB
Friday, August 25, 2006
The Great Minnesota Get Together
As the dog days of summer come to an end there is only one last thing to do, that's right, go to the Minnesota State Fair!! The best 12 days of summer, the Minnesota State Fair is the 2nd largest fair in the country just behind Texas. Aimee and I prefer to attend the first day of the fair because it doesn't tend to be as busy plus it's a little cheaper adminsion with thrifty Thursday.
Aimee standing next to the new 2007 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon 4 door.
Spaghetti & Meatball on a stick. If I were you I would skip out on this one. Not so tasty.
GrrrrRrrrrrrRr...Aimee taking a bite out of da tasty meatball.
Twinkies on a stick. Sure I'll give it a shot.
Look at this thing? Heart attack on a stick.
I must admit I was a little creeped out by the Twinkie on a stick but it was pretty good. It just tasted like a warm Twinkie.
Aimee staring down the Chicago dog.
The Chicago dog was the nastiest thing on this planet. The only thing missing on this hot dog was the kitchen sink. Tastes like butt, avoid it at all costs.
AH! HA! The Pronto Pup. One of the best things about the fair.
I need to get me one of these! Opps I missed the 4 millions signs that said do not sit or touch bikes. Oh well.
Minnesota Fair and all it's gopher glory.
Mac & Cheese on a stick was really good and I totally recommend it. It tasted simular to a cheese curd.
No this is not a penis on a stick. This is the tator tot hot dish on a stick with mushroom gravy sauce. Another 'on a stick' food you should check out at the fair at Ole and Lena's outside of the horse barn.
While I was enjoying my hot dish on a stick Aimee decided to get an Uffda treat which is a Norweigan krumkaka. Aimee likes it but it was really rich and filling.
And then the rain comes. The skies turned black and poured for 20 minutes. It was fun watching people scatter for shelter. Sidewalks turned into lakes and roads into rivers.
Italian Pizza Bread. OH so good.
You can't leave the fair with out some mini donuts!
Right before we left I had to get some Luigi fries which are bread sticks with cheese & pizza sauce. I know, not really original but they taste great.
Nothing better then eating all day and then watching a cow try to give birth. YUMMY!
This is what I felt like on the ride home. So full! I think I'm going to barf! Oh wait, it pasted. Now I'm hungry again.
-MikeyB
Aimee standing next to the new 2007 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon 4 door.
Spaghetti & Meatball on a stick. If I were you I would skip out on this one. Not so tasty.
GrrrrRrrrrrrRr...Aimee taking a bite out of da tasty meatball.
Twinkies on a stick. Sure I'll give it a shot.
Look at this thing? Heart attack on a stick.
I must admit I was a little creeped out by the Twinkie on a stick but it was pretty good. It just tasted like a warm Twinkie.
Aimee staring down the Chicago dog.
The Chicago dog was the nastiest thing on this planet. The only thing missing on this hot dog was the kitchen sink. Tastes like butt, avoid it at all costs.
AH! HA! The Pronto Pup. One of the best things about the fair.
I need to get me one of these! Opps I missed the 4 millions signs that said do not sit or touch bikes. Oh well.
Minnesota Fair and all it's gopher glory.
Mac & Cheese on a stick was really good and I totally recommend it. It tasted simular to a cheese curd.
No this is not a penis on a stick. This is the tator tot hot dish on a stick with mushroom gravy sauce. Another 'on a stick' food you should check out at the fair at Ole and Lena's outside of the horse barn.
While I was enjoying my hot dish on a stick Aimee decided to get an Uffda treat which is a Norweigan krumkaka. Aimee likes it but it was really rich and filling.
And then the rain comes. The skies turned black and poured for 20 minutes. It was fun watching people scatter for shelter. Sidewalks turned into lakes and roads into rivers.
Italian Pizza Bread. OH so good.
You can't leave the fair with out some mini donuts!
Right before we left I had to get some Luigi fries which are bread sticks with cheese & pizza sauce. I know, not really original but they taste great.
Nothing better then eating all day and then watching a cow try to give birth. YUMMY!
This is what I felt like on the ride home. So full! I think I'm going to barf! Oh wait, it pasted. Now I'm hungry again.
-MikeyB
Monday, August 21, 2006
Milwaukee Brewers Trip
4 guys, 1 large gas guzzling SUV and 341.37 miles of roads to be traveled. Let the trip to see the Milwaukee Brewers begin.
I don't know what Kris is doing to this baby dinosaur but I'm sure it doesn't appreciate his Tom Foolery. No wonder why the dinosaurs are extinct.
The great city of Milwaukee! (Wayne's World) In fact , it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land." If you get a chance, go to the Safe House for drinks. It is a really rad spy themed bar where you need to know the secret password to get in.
Andy, James, Kris and I hanging out just before the Miller Brewing Co. beer tour.
Bang! Bang! Andy shot you down.
Is this what heaven looks like? Miller facts: In the picture below is where they store all of their finished cases of Miller products. This warehouse is 5 football fields put together with beer stacked 20 feet high. All of this beer will be out of this warehouse within 24 hours! 40% of this beer goes to Chicago.
Here's a good picture of all of the Miller Brewing Co. buildings. Miller facts: 1,400 cans and bottles of beer are filled in a minute. 2,000 plastic bottles are filled in a minute.
Andy enjoying a Leinies Berry Weiss for the first time.
Kris acting like a B.A.M.F.
Do you want to arm wrestle? I kind of look like Bull from the movie Over The Top in this picture.
James also enjoying some free beer in the beer garden.
"Dear Corey, Wish you where here." signed by all the guys. We missed ya buddy!
Miller park and all of its glory.
I figured since we are in Milwaukee I needed to drink some Milwaukee made beer. I know you may be saying to yourself, "Yuck Hamm's? You might as well be licking a horses ass!". But don't knock it until you try it. It was rather good and I would purchase it again in the future. Back in the day Hamm's was made in our great state of Minnesota
Rick James BITCH!! Like the table? We borrowed it from the HoJo.
Tailgating 3 hours before the game.
Here is a good shot of how serious Milwaukeeans are about tailgating. I wish we could do this for the Twinkies or Vike Queens.
Inside Miller Park. The attendance for the game was over 42,000 peeps. BTW the Brewers won.
It was lunch box give away at Miller Park but there was a catch, you needed to be 16 and under. After complaining half of the game a 13 year old girl gave James her lunch box.
The Sausage race! The Polish sausage won!
Another great beer from this weekend, Spotted Cow. I picked up a case at the Pick'n'Save just before we left Milwaukee.
Here is the LINK to the rest of the pictures.
I don't know what Kris is doing to this baby dinosaur but I'm sure it doesn't appreciate his Tom Foolery. No wonder why the dinosaurs are extinct.
The great city of Milwaukee! (Wayne's World) In fact , it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land." If you get a chance, go to the Safe House for drinks. It is a really rad spy themed bar where you need to know the secret password to get in.
Andy, James, Kris and I hanging out just before the Miller Brewing Co. beer tour.
Bang! Bang! Andy shot you down.
Is this what heaven looks like? Miller facts: In the picture below is where they store all of their finished cases of Miller products. This warehouse is 5 football fields put together with beer stacked 20 feet high. All of this beer will be out of this warehouse within 24 hours! 40% of this beer goes to Chicago.
Here's a good picture of all of the Miller Brewing Co. buildings. Miller facts: 1,400 cans and bottles of beer are filled in a minute. 2,000 plastic bottles are filled in a minute.
Andy enjoying a Leinies Berry Weiss for the first time.
Kris acting like a B.A.M.F.
Do you want to arm wrestle? I kind of look like Bull from the movie Over The Top in this picture.
James also enjoying some free beer in the beer garden.
"Dear Corey, Wish you where here." signed by all the guys. We missed ya buddy!
Miller park and all of its glory.
I figured since we are in Milwaukee I needed to drink some Milwaukee made beer. I know you may be saying to yourself, "Yuck Hamm's? You might as well be licking a horses ass!". But don't knock it until you try it. It was rather good and I would purchase it again in the future. Back in the day Hamm's was made in our great state of Minnesota
Rick James BITCH!! Like the table? We borrowed it from the HoJo.
Tailgating 3 hours before the game.
Here is a good shot of how serious Milwaukeeans are about tailgating. I wish we could do this for the Twinkies or Vike Queens.
Inside Miller Park. The attendance for the game was over 42,000 peeps. BTW the Brewers won.
It was lunch box give away at Miller Park but there was a catch, you needed to be 16 and under. After complaining half of the game a 13 year old girl gave James her lunch box.
The Sausage race! The Polish sausage won!
Another great beer from this weekend, Spotted Cow. I picked up a case at the Pick'n'Save just before we left Milwaukee.
Here is the LINK to the rest of the pictures.
What a great weekend with the guys. I can't wait until next year to do it all over again!
-MikeyB
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Office Space
Dear Copy Machine/Printer,
Why do you have to defy me this morning and cause all kinds of printer jams? I just wanted to print up an e-mail but you made me inspect each little compartment in search of said paper jam. Even though I removed the crumpled up legal size paper you still decided to jam up again. After 5 minutes of trying to fix you I say, "SCREW YOU!" and used your buddy Mr. Color Printer that sits beside you. I will continue to use Mr. Color Printer until I can trust you again. Thanks for the memories Copy Machine/Printer, you have been decommissioned from my printer choices.
Signed,
MikeyB Cube C1-444
Why do you have to defy me this morning and cause all kinds of printer jams? I just wanted to print up an e-mail but you made me inspect each little compartment in search of said paper jam. Even though I removed the crumpled up legal size paper you still decided to jam up again. After 5 minutes of trying to fix you I say, "SCREW YOU!" and used your buddy Mr. Color Printer that sits beside you. I will continue to use Mr. Color Printer until I can trust you again. Thanks for the memories Copy Machine/Printer, you have been decommissioned from my printer choices.
Signed,
MikeyB Cube C1-444
Monday, August 14, 2006
New Puppy!!!
Meet the newest member of the family. She is a 9 week old black pug currently nameless. She enjoys chasing her tail, playing in the grass and snorting.
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Top 5 Beers
I'm just sitting out on my slab of conrete porch drinking a cold Bass Ale listening to my fucking nieghbors loud ass air conditioner so I figured this would be a good time to list my top 5 Beers.
1. Shiner Boch
2. Bass Ale
3. Leinies Northwoods
4. Dos Equis
5. Molson Canadian
BTW don't you ever put a lime in my fucking beer or I stab you in the jaw. I'll be the guy out back stabbing jaws.
On that note...
Cheers :)
MikeyB
1. Shiner Boch
2. Bass Ale
3. Leinies Northwoods
4. Dos Equis
5. Molson Canadian
BTW don't you ever put a lime in my fucking beer or I stab you in the jaw. I'll be the guy out back stabbing jaws.
On that note...
Cheers :)
MikeyB
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Raconteurs Concert Part II
We are back from the concert. I only have two words to describe The Raconteurs live, FUCKING AWESOME!! First Ave was packed like sardines which made it nice and unpleasant conditions but it didn't matter because The Raconteurs put on one hell of a show. Jack White can play the guitar like no other. Once the bleeding stops, our ears should be ringing for days.
Here is a list of some of the songs they did.
Intimate Secretary
Steady As She Goes
Hands
Together
The Bane Redition
Broken Boy Soldier
Store Bought Bones
Yellow Sun
Level
Blue Veins
Call It A Day
Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) (Nancy Sinatra Cover)
Crazy (Gnarls Barkley Cover)
(not from tonights show but Jack White was wearing the same outfit.)
-MikeyB
Here is a list of some of the songs they did.
Intimate Secretary
Steady As She Goes
Hands
Together
The Bane Redition
Broken Boy Soldier
Store Bought Bones
Yellow Sun
Level
Blue Veins
Call It A Day
Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) (Nancy Sinatra Cover)
Crazy (Gnarls Barkley Cover)
(not from tonights show but Jack White was wearing the same outfit.)
-MikeyB
Raconteurs Concert Part I
Aimee & I are going to the bright lights of the big city tonight to see The Raconteurs at First Avenue. I can't rememeber the last time I saw a band at First Ave. One thing that will be nice is not smelling like a dirty ash tray when I get home.
More to report after the concert.
-MikeyB
More to report after the concert.
-MikeyB
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
MySpace Crack
Dammit! MySpace is like low grade horse tranquilizer. You know you shouldn't have it but you still crave it. I like checking to see if there are people from my high school class with accounts. It's fun to see how people have changed over the years. I guess this will be the only way to see what fellow students are up to these days since I know no one will plan a 10 year reunion. Can you believe it? All most 10 years since we Grad-u-my-cated!! Where does the time go? You can check out my space on MySpace HERE.
BTW check out Wolfman on ABCnews.com. If you see this "thing" car surfing on top of a bread truck or on a high school baseketball team, RUN! Gillette should higher this guy for the Mach3 Razor.
Scott Howard: Styles, I got something to tell you. It's kind of hard, but...
Stiles: Look, don't tell me you're a fag because if you tell me you're a fag, I don't think I can handle it.
Scott Howard: I'm not a fag. I'm... a werewolf.
-MikeyB
BTW check out Wolfman on ABCnews.com. If you see this "thing" car surfing on top of a bread truck or on a high school baseketball team, RUN! Gillette should higher this guy for the Mach3 Razor.
Scott Howard: Styles, I got something to tell you. It's kind of hard, but...
Stiles: Look, don't tell me you're a fag because if you tell me you're a fag, I don't think I can handle it.
Scott Howard: I'm not a fag. I'm... a werewolf.
-MikeyB