Vicious Poodles

I would like to express my hatred towards the poodle dog race. Standard poodles are fine, it's those little frickin toy & miniature poodles that are vicious little bitches. Don't let their cuteness fool you. Why are they vicious you ask? Because their dumbass owners baby them like they are their own child. Just because you can't bare children doesn't mean you should make your dog your next of kin. I'm more scared of poodles than Cujo. I was taking Zoey out for her morning urination session today and this lady was walking down the street with her little gray colored poodle. She started to let her vile poodle sniff Zoey and of course Zoey’s curious because what dog's not curious about sniffing some morning dog booty. So said vile dog comes up sniffs, growls and nips at Zoey a couple times. The lady just says all calm a few times to vile dog, "Oh (insert vile poodle name here) behave", as I'm thinking to myself, “what the frick is that going to do lady?”. If your dog is misbehaving you need to be more dominate with your tone of voice. That vile poodle put Zoey in her place and Zoey wanted nothing to do with it. Zoey just sat there all quiet probably pissing her furry pants. To sum everything up I dislike poodles.

-MikeyB