So...James & I were on our way home today heading down 35w in the carpool lane. We were going about 50-55mph and a Blue & White Taxi decides to pull out infront of us. James slams on the breaks and we end up giving the Taxi a love tap on the left rear bumper, right front bumper of the H-Bomb because James swerved to the left. So there we are sitting there thinking WTF and the Taxi driver gets out of his car with passenger inside (mind you we are stopped in the carpool lane in the middle of rush hour) and James & I are signaling to the Taxi driver, who I will call Derk-derk-Allah, to pull over to the right hand shoulder. He looks at his bumper, then ours and puts both hands up in the air signaling that everything is ok. He said something but all I got out of it was, "Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la Derka derka derka!". He hops back in the Taxi and keeps driving down the carpool lane. When we got back we took a look at the H-Bomb's bumper which had a pretty good size crack in it. We did get all of the Taxi's information including license plate. We'll have to see if James turns Derk-derk-Allah in.
-MikeyB
2 comments:
You realize he pulled away because he doesn't want to get another hit on his driving record (which probably sucks) and lose his job. That or he's not in this country legally.
Incidentally, did this accident happen near Baka-laka-daka Street? Cause if it did, that would awesomely hilarous!!
Dirka-Dirka Muhammad Jihad.
Who the taxi driver?
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